Once a Quitter (cont.)

Sarah Palin wants America to know that her bus tour to restore America's Greatness or whatever is NOT CANCELLED!  Sure, she's sitting in Wasilla and not visiting the Inspiring Great Historical Sights of America's Greatness and Liberty, but the tour's totally not cancelled.  Don't even think this pronouncement has anything to do with bad publicity.  She's totally going to get back on the bus.  Soon.  Really.  She's not a quitter, got it?    

In other news, her upcoming trip to Sudan has been cancelled due to "scheduling conflicts."  By "scheduling conflicts," I mean somebody showed her Sudan on a map.  She was supposed to travel there with Franklin Graham and Greta van Susteren because if there's anything that war-torn country needs it's Sarah Palin, Franklin Graham and Greta van Susteren.           

Once a Quitter....

Sarah Palin has abruptly quit her One Nation Bus Tour/Family Vacation half-way through.  A month ago, the press followed her like she was Britney as she dashed from place to place without warning, never issuing a schedule and never staying long.  She insisted that the tour was just a family vacation, not "about me" and not political.  Pay no attention to the giant bus plastered with her pictures and name paid for by her political action committee, and read nothing into the fact that she emerged at every stop in heels, power suit, and TV make-up.  It was just a simple family vacation to reconnect with America's proud history.  She had indicated that the non-political tour would wind its way through Iowa and South Carolina, not because they're politically important because this tour was not about politics.  Iowa and South Carolina are just so gosh darn historical.  Anyway, she never made it to either place.  The Palin clan is back in Alaska.